RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME

Do your legs feel funny after
Driving a long distance?
Are your thoughts rushing along - so that
YOU CAN'T SLEEP?
Are you on
“Pins and needles”?
Do you have difficulty meditating?
Finding that "Stillpoint"?
Well,
Maybe you should watch TV
For a while...
But...do you get up and wander around
during commercials?
You know what it is?
You know what it is -
You know you have Restless Leg Syndrome
That's it!
Like the man said -
Restless Leg Syndrome.
It must be, as suggested.
Yes, you got it,
You got RLS
For sure, no doubt!
The symptoms fit.
In fact,
I get up during commercials.
To go repeatedly to...
The refrigerator door -
Or the bathroom -
Those legs of mine
Are restless -
And so am I!
I CAN'T SLEEP!
It's your legs, stupid!
I have it -
Restless Leg Syndrome.