Thursday, July 19, 2012

CONUNDRUM BUM TWISTIES


Polygap thingdongs
Ghouly gig
Rug-songs
Smack of synthinsanity,
A synthesthaesia downer
Bringdown
Chinked in
Inanities, and
Their bum trippy
Slippery trapeze artist,
Adorned with one
Rangoon
Kid glove,
Punch-sucks
A schmukosphere of
Bamboozled plaintiffs
While defendoid tabloid
Wankers
Converse with
Crispy wigged juristicos.
And white linen draped
Coat vestured
Investment banker
Doctor doctore slime-dog
Witch merchant thugs
Peddle yellow-green
Umphalos und bracken.
Galactic center
Align-oids with
Stolen cola stigmas
Flummox around,
Rail-torn in
Blubbering ragacity, their
Rattergeist film mast
Flip-bird pandering –  
Their smug-simpering bang, like
Yzzerphrang foundlings
Pooh-Yi!! ya
Phlang-gum-busting
Yazaher-ites!!
New, improved,
Unauthentic
Designer drug DNA
Donors for slow flow
Mortal poltergeists and
Useless eaters
Chomping at the edges –
The rat’s ass edges –
Of the hubba-bubba
Razor worn welt.
Eyeing the Chinaman’s wen
We sing our aged, moldy
Song – a
Jap-made, slingshoddy
Guelph-like porridge
Psalm.