Monday, August 20, 2012

THE SISSY PRIG




Snitty-mouthed talky taunts
And gliding, gilded
Mincy words
Crescendo –
Then decrescendo
In girly whirly wisps
In muffled yelping twists
His every word
Accentuated, decorating
Condescending lips

Fussy, flippant fellow
You’re momma’s fawning fool
With pig-tailed whispers
And lollipop looks
And silly, fag-hag drool.
“Now, now, now
Fussbucketing slither queenie
Stop those naggy snickers
And keep your naughty
Haughty thoughts
Inside your filthy knickers.”

Don’t let those bad boys
Call you “limp dick”
Or “shit-for-brains”
Or just plain “numb nuts” –
For you’re a pedigree poodle
Compared to those nasty mutts.
So be snotty, snitty, curt and coy
But hurry to your room
And lock the door
Then hug, oh hug your dolly toy.


April 5, 1995
Nonsan, Korea