CONUNDRUM BUM TWISTIES

Polygap thingdongs

Ghouly gig

Rug-songs

Smack of synthinsanity,

A synthesthaesia downer

Bringdown

Chinked in

Inanities, and

Their bum trippy

Slippery trapeze artist,

Adorned with one

Rangoon

Kid glove,

Punch-sucks

A schmukosphere of

Bamboozled plaintiffs

While defendoid tabloid

Wankers

Converse with

Crispy wigged juristicos.

And white linen draped

Coat vestured

Investment banker

Doctor doctore slime-dog

Witch merchant thugs

Peddle yellow-green

Umphalos und bracken.

Galactic center

Align-oids with

Stolen cola stigmas

Flummox around,

Rail-torn in

Blubbering ragacity, their

Rattergeist film mast

Flip-bird pandering –  

Their smug-simpering bang, like

Yzzerphrang foundlings

Pooh-Yi!! ya

Phlang-gum-busting

Yazaher-ites!!

New, improved,

Unauthentic

Designer drug DNA

Donors for slow flow

Mortal poltergeists and

Useless eaters

Chomping at the edges –

The rat’s ass edges –

Of the hubba-bubba

Razor worn welt.

Eyeing the Chinaman’s wen

We sing our aged, moldy

Song – a

Jap-made, slingshoddy

Guelph-like porridge

Psalm.