TWADDLE

Squeeze McNugg
And his noogies

Plan and write

All the flooie.

They pimp and

​Sensationalize

Drip and fantasize

But they'll never

Internalize the crap

They boondoggle

Cuz they're caught

Deep down in their

Own ooga-booga,

Ranting and railing

To poop out their

Twaddle